I hide my tears when i say your name,
But the pain in my heart is still the same.
Though i smile and seem carefree there is no one who misses u more than me!!
13
May
I hide my tears when i say your name,
13
May
Thora Muskurao To Ghazal Ki Ibtda Karlu
Ijazat Ho To Masoom Si Khata Kar Lon.
Tere Milne Ki Rab Se Dua Kar Lon.
Arsa Hua Koi Ghazal Nahi Likhi Maine.
Thora Muskurao To Ghazal Ki Ibtada Kar Lon.
13
May
Sardar at electronics shop:
Sardar at electronics shop:
Customer: I want a color tv.
Sardar: Which color? ;->
13
May
Sardar in winter.
Sardar in winter.
Wife: Its cold..dont take a shower now…
Sardar hubby: DOnt worry I am wearing a sweater! ;->
13
May
Ek kabutar ne Sante te bitth kar diti.
Ek kabutar ne Sante te bitth kar diti. Santa: Oye teri maa ne tainu kachha pauna ni sikhaya?
Kabutar: Saleya tu kachha pa k karda hain?
13
May
Banta was traveling in an auto
Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror.
Banta shouted: U r trying to see my wife, sit back, I’ll drive!
13
May
Banta: What do you call a wife
Banta: What do you call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook?
Santa: Niri Afwah !!!
13
May
Santa’s father gave him a gun on wedding
Santa’s father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.
13
May
Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM..
Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM… what’ll u call ur mother’s younger sister & elder sister?
Santa’s son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
13
May
Interviewer: wat is ur qualification?
Interviewer: wat is ur qualification?
Sardar: Sir i m Ph.D.
Interviewer: what do u mean by Ph.D.?
Sardar: PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY…